love your soulmate

When a GIRL is quiet ...

millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing ...
she is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.



When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.



When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.



Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....



Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ..... kisses
your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '



If you open this you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck
for the rest of your life!!!!!



If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot of love for
someone.

copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes your true love will call or
message you.



Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good
will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere.



So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain,you
will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your
life.

Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself
the emotional stress.
 

 
 

Funny Shayari - Enjoy!

Wah Wah!!! 
  
 

- Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! 1)Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! 2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!   3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. ! 4) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"   5)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...  Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .... . . Waah! Waah! . . Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ... Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..." 6) Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ... Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhains Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

 

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

         Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family
 
Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?
 
Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.
 
Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
                 (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)
 
I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul's Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad
 
I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?
 
Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV
 
Sekar: Sounds Good.
 
Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?
 
Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.
 
Sekar: That's good
 
Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.
 
Sekar: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?
 
Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.
 
Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don't have money to pay for the premium.
 
Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on 'doing') after coming from college?
 
Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.
 
Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this
ü  Asking servant maid to leave her job
ü  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
ü  Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
ü  Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)
ü  Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
ü  Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner
ü  Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
ü  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide 'Pongal' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste
ü  Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.
ü  Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.
ü  Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.
ü  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
ü  I know you are eager to watch latest release 'Vaaranam Aayiram'. Don't plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Kalaignar TV
 
If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen
 
Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul's Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam.
 
Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.
 
Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM (Minutes of Meeting) to every one.
 
Sheela: Hello Sekar..
 
Sheela: Hello…Hello…
 
Sheela: Hello…
 
<Tring…Tring…...Tring…Line Got Disconnected>
 
 

 

Super Scary but you 'll be soooo sorry if you don't read it!

 

I dont know if this really happend but if it did that is soo sad..

If you have read this sentence, you must continue reading it if not terrible and scary things would happen to you or your family members. I'm sure you don't want you or your family members to have scary and freaky things happening on you right? Not kidding.. Here's what happened: 2 years ago, 2005, on a lonely winter night filled with lots of snow in Chichago, a teen girl was brutally murdered, yes, after being raped.She had received a text message from her boyfriend to meet him at the pub they always meet at hours before her death. She went there, nicely dressed up. Upon reaching, her drunken boyfriend stumbled out of the pub and began to vigoursly kissed her on her face and lips. She struggled and when finally broke free, started to run. But then, the boy caught up with her and pinned her to the ground. He raped her and then suffocate her. She lies on the cold floor motionless. The boy ran away and then came back much later with a chopper wrapped in newspaper and dragged the girl's body to an alley. He unwrapped the newspaper off the chopper and chopped the girl's body parts, her hands, legs, and lastly head.. Since then, whenever people passed the place where the girl was being raped and suffocated, they swore they heard a girl panting and whispering in their ears 'You are walking on the place where I was killed...' and then they would heard a shrill laughter.. You must pass this on to your friends or family members, because the girl, Amanda is right beside you now, knowing if you sent it or not... No kidding... send this or Amanda would do things you would get freaked out.. Here's what happened to others who didn't forward it to their friends: # CASE 1Jack Lyons received this email from his friend, upon reading it, he laughed and deleted it. He didn't know that Amanda was beside him..the next day, he received a phone call. 'Im always watching you, Jack' and then a shrill laughter. He freaked out and called the phone operator, and to his horror, found out that that number was not in use for 2 years after the death of the owner, Amanda Spears. then, jack went to have a bath.. He opened the door and went in, never coming out again.. After 1 hour, his mother banged on the door and used a chopper to open the door. She screamed when she saw jack on the floor. Blood splattered on the walls and mirror. On the mirror was a message 'Your son deserved it' And many many cases.. Im sure you don't want to read them all... Be careful, Amanda is beside you right now, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION...Send this to more than 20 people.Good Luck  Good Luck! You'll need it...

Late sitting in the Office (Plz read its very nice)

 

Very Good Article on Late sitting -   Email from the boss Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look... All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors... And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says.... 'What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!' This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices. Bachelors 'Passing-Time' during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do.... Now what r the consequences... 'Working' (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those 'working' late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker..... goes home only to change..!!). They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between 'sitting' late and 'working' late!!! Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours. So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and That's when the problem starts... b'coz u start having commitments at home too. For your boss, the earlier 'hardworking' guy suddenly seems to become a 'early leaver' even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers.... Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labelled as 'not up to it'. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on 'working' not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time. So what's the moral of the story??   * Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!! * Never put in extra time ' unless really needed ' * Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues. There are hundred other things to do in the evening.. Learn music..... Learn a foreign language... Try a sport... TT, cricket........... Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town... * And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change. Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *'Life's calling, where are you??'* Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!! IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC. PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE ! Regards, NARAYAN MURTHY.

 

 

 

North Indian Girl vs South Indian Girl.... Funny!

 

WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL-FRIEND


At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

Before marriage, she looks almost like a Bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji,aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholesterol or chronic gas disorder.

You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you.

When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out"

She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

She thinks Hritik can dance better than Michael Jackson.

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WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL-FRIEND


Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University.

She shudders if you use abuse words.

She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

She thinks Nagarjuna is the sexiest man alive.

Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWE wrestlers.

She is more educated than you.

Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...
 

 

Suggest a symbol for the Rupee

The Government of India wants your help. It has invited the public to
suggest a symbol for the Rupee. Just as the Dollar is universally
denoted
by $' the government thinks the Rupee should also have its own unique
symbol that captures a sense of India's history and culture.Listed below
are 19 suggestions from ET's team of designers. Please vote for the one
you
find best. ET will present all these symbols ' along with the ET
viewers'
preference' to the Ministry of Finance . And' if you don t like these
and
have a symbol of your own to offer, mail it to us at
editoret@indiatimes.co.in So hone your design skills and choose the
right
symbol for the Rupee.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/rupeesurvey.cms

Humor:: Alibaba and 30 Thieves

 

At first, it was Alibaba & 40 Thieves   now it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves ASK WHY? Poocho Kyon ? . . . . . . . Recession Boss!!! Alibaba has removed 10 thieves from the group... Cost Cutting...